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As you walk in, a cloud of smoke makes your eyes water. The tiny restaurant has a strong smell of rum, whiskey, ciggattes and food. Suddenly you hear a random voice that says, "Ello Puppets. Welcome to Pirates Palace. Please, come in, find a seat, and order something to eat and/or drink. We have a full menu, and your waitress Emma will be with you shortly."


There are tables and chairs all over the place. A rather large man from behind the counter says: "Find yerself a seat and some one will be with ya in a min...." you look around for a second, and then spot a seat,and slowly walk over, and sit down.


A woman with long raven dark curls walks up to you. She flashes you a smile, as she tucks a bit of her hair behind her ear. She reaches into one of her pockets, and hands you a folded slip of paper. You take the paper, and look at it, for a minute.


You turn your attention to her, a confused look on your face. The woman giggles, and then speaks, "My names Emma, and thats your Menu When your ready to order, just let me know."


On the back of the Menu you notice a strange script. After staring at it for a few minutes, you realise that it says Our Wonderful Staff













Add your name to: My Pirates and pick up a banner at: Pirates Palace Banners

Username (or number or email):

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2005-10-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: As does intelligence you... Maybe now I won't give you the antidote...

2005-10-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: ignore the stupid turkey it's just a worthless bird of ignorance

2005-10-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: This... coming from you. Ha!

2005-10-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yeah coming from ya stupid moron weren't already banned from this place be4 not the smartest idea to blow it

2005-10-13 [sequeena_rae]: *grins* My dear I have 11 GCSE's and am taking 4 A - levels

2005-10-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: Well... I'll have to belittle your questionable intelligence later... For now, I must go...

2005-10-13 [sequeena_rae]: Oh really? Such a shame...Not

2005-10-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: bout time

2005-10-13 [the 13th Star]: Dont worry guys, I think he's just gettin bored at Bob's...*laughs*

2005-10-13 [Angelic nightmares]: *laughs slightly* I dont want Bob's Shit being advertized on my damn wiki! (excuse my words)

2005-10-13 [the 13th Star]: This is your diner say what you want Wolfy.....

2005-10-13 [Angelic nightmares]: *smiles bashfully*

2005-10-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: hehe yah don't have to watch your words

2005-10-14 [Kooh Estion Mark]: sry i havent been on in a while but bobs diner looks like they copyed this wiki!

2005-10-14 [Shooting Star Shadow]: well duh thats becuz they are pathetic

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Dont worry about Bobs diner. Its pathetic!

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: *walks in, looking around* Hey!!!

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: Why are you guys makin fun of Bobs.....that place is AWESOME..........................JUST KIDDIN, THAT PLACE SUCKS SO HARD! *laughs*

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: Whats bobs diner? They copied off of you all? What losers!

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: *laughs* Star....your bad! But we still love you! Welcome Kiche. Add your name to my pirates if you like

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: Thanks!

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Welcome! We're always glad to get new members

2005-10-14 [Kooh Estion Mark]: no wait nevermind it says bobs dinr is a year older

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: Awsome! *takes a seat at an empty table?*

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Try not to mention Bob's shit hole Alight?

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: How old is this place?

2005-10-14 [Kooh Estion Mark]: but you just said it!

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: Sorry Wolfy, cant help it sometimes ya know...

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Don't push your luck Kooh, I've had a long day. About a week and a 1/2

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: I like this place, its small, sweet, and lots of things to do! Yep just like home! You have any open jobs?

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: All the spots with out names are free

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: so i have a choice to become a pole dancer or a janitor?

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Theres also waitress, and bouncer

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: whats a bouncer?

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Kinda like a security guard

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: Ohh ok! I dont know, let me think about it. Whats the pay?

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Umm, workers eat for free

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: Hmmm not a bad pay! I'll join the staff! But what job?

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: Its up to you really. Theres also Chef, BR's gonna be needing some more help

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: Pick janitor......the restroom is lookin kinda nasty..lol

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: *puts her hand over stars mouth* Bathrooms clean...I just looked...*runs to look at the bathrooms*

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: *muffled speech*............

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: *removes her hand* What was that?

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: HEY PEOPLES, CHECK OUT Blackheart's paintings and such

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: Of course the restrooms clean but we need a janitor...

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: True...

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: 0.0 missed much

2005-10-14 [Angelic nightmares]: It was busy....i think....

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: Dammit...I really gotta stop missing so much.

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: lol you and me both baby

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *laughs*

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: *cuddles*

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *cuddles back*

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: *smiles*

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *smiles as well*

2005-10-14 [sita14]: Wow...*lost look* Am I in the right place?

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *bops lightly*

2005-10-14 [sita14]: Heyyy!!!

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: *smiles*

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *grins*

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: *kisses My tiger*

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *kisses back*

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: write me!!!!

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: I did.

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: I know I meant the other message

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: Eh?

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: the one where I wanted you to describe something to me

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: Oh. Lol.

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: ^^

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: ^_^

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: are you going to answer it?

2005-10-14 [sita14]: huh??? *confused look*

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: Yush.

2005-10-14 [Lithium Lullaby]: okie

2005-10-14 [Shooting Star Shadow]: hehe

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: *lifts an eyebrow*

2005-10-14 [Shooting Star Shadow]: hello

2005-10-14 [Dark Erk]: Hi.

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: Huh.

2005-10-14 [NightTheOwl]: Hi so do you think I can join

2005-10-14 [the 13th Star]: Of course you can join....pick a job and sign in on My Pirates

2005-10-14 [Kiche]: Her erk, should i be a waitress or a pole dancer?..........................I'll be a waitress!

2005-10-15 [BlackRose18]: pole dancer!!!!!

2005-10-15 [Shooting Star Shadow]: gesh

2005-10-15 [Angelic nightmares]: *lightly punches matt* You be a pole dancer!

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: Ummmmmmm.......

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: O,o Sorry i would be a pole dancer........ but the guy i'm dating would be like way to jealous, and kill everyone who saw me! I dont want anyone dead............. well maybe >> <<. But thats not the point!

2005-10-15 [Angelic nightmares]: Its ok Kiche. You're up at waitress

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: Too bad, I havent seen a good random killing in awhile....

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: *wanders in and kills someone* there ya go

2005-10-15 [Angelic nightmares]: *turns around* Who'd ya kill?

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: O,o who dies?

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Chargrined turkey *big grin*

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: Great job....*claps for [sequeena_rae]*

2005-10-15 [Angelic nightmares]: *grins and offers Rae a free drink*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: *bows and takes the drink* Thankies ^_^

2005-10-15 [Angelic nightmares]: *bows back and changes into her (newly realiszed) fairy form*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Wahay! Nice fairy form

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: You really did change into a fairy....at least now I know I'm not trippin on somethin...

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: Awsome form! I wish i could change into a fairy! :;(

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: *changes into a panther* Yay

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: Question......are fairies and pixies the same thing....*smile*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: hm...I don't really know, they could be, both are mischevious though wether or not pixies have wings I don't know

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: No pixies and fairies are not the same thing (I think). Pixies are evil and faries are good, or so that is what i've heard.

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: Okay thanks Kiche...*laughs*

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: What do you all do to vampires and werewolves?

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: Me, I party with 'em....um sometime we go out to get burgers....*thinks of other stuff*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: I'd buy them a drink lol

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: So you all wouldnt go and kill them? Like in this other place they tried to kill me, only cause im a werewolf mix. Whats wrong with those people?

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Meh bloody idiots, as long as they didn't try to kill me I wouldn't attack them...I only have random spurts of that ^_^

2005-10-15 [the 13th Star]: As long as you're not evil....*laughs* I dont have a problem with wolfs or vamps

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: *nods* dont worry im not evil, all of the time. I'm normally neutral. *turns into her werewolf form and takes a seat on the floor*

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: Sense im a waitress, do i eat free? Would you all like me to start advertising this wiki, so we can get some customers?

2005-10-15 [someelf]: Can I become a pole dancer? o.O'

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Hiya elfy lmao XD I advertised this place on my wiki for you anyway

2005-10-15 [someelf]: I know about everyone.. *Pokes [Lithium Lullaby], [Dark Erk], and [sequeena_rae]* :)

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: *is poked* heeeey da pokiness! *pokes*

2005-10-15 [someelf]: :3 So can I? *Looks around wondering who to ask too*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: You ask [Angelic nightmares] but she's not on right now

2005-10-15 [someelf]: Mhmm. Okej :)

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: :D huzzah! Another person to join the ranks

2005-10-15 [someelf]: ^^ *Goes tell Eli when she get's the job*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: I think Eli will be very pleased

2005-10-15 [i love blue]: i like elftown

2005-10-15 [someelf]: :3 If I get it >.>

2005-10-15 [i love blue]: peole here r awesome

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Well that was random lmao..You most likely will get it ^_^

2005-10-15 [Mercy's Angel]: I'll be the pole dancer.

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Both of you can I suppose

2005-10-15 [someelf]: o.o

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Yesh lol

2005-10-15 [someelf]: Wheee :3

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: :P *pokes*

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: O,o as long as i dont have to be one!

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Same here lol

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: When do we get costomers? do we get customers?

2005-10-15 [someelf]: Hehe. I think I can be a waiters in my spare time :)

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: Lol so your both! Lol good luck!

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: *gets bored in werewolf form, changes back to her elvish girl* Much better. *takes a seat at a table* I'm hungary, what do you all recomend?

2005-10-15 [someelf]: Thanks Kiche. *Sits next to her* Can I join? I am not a worker yet, so I use it. *She said laughing*

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: *looks at someelf* So how have you been? Have you ever ate here before? What do you think sounds good?

2005-10-15 [someelf]: I never ate her before, but I think #7 of Lunch sound good. What you think? *Looks at Kiche*

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: #7 doesnt sound bad! someelf, why dont i buy you a drink! What would you like, how bout some Goblet of blood on the rocks, or maybe even a Hot steaming cup of Coffee. So what would you like?

2005-10-15 [someelf]: I rather have some Apple Cider :3 *Smiles and giggles* I dislike blood and coffee. Sorry ^^ *she blushed and giggeld*

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: *Walks over to the table* May I help you?

2005-10-15 [someelf]: Yesh ^^'

2005-10-15 [Kiche]: Yes we would like some apple cider and a cherry coke. Please!

2005-10-15 [someelf]: (Hehe :3)

2005-10-16 [nokaredes]: The bouncer is back! XD Complete with wireless internet and more storage! (and more music...but you never heard me say that >_>)

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Wahay! *cough* Right away, *walks over tot he bar*

2005-10-16 [someelf]: (XD Bob) *Looks around* Nice place here. Would love to work here, since.. There is *Looks at Sarah* nice waiters and servis. *Laughs softly*

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: *grins from behind the bar* why thank you

2005-10-16 [someelf]: "Your welcome." *Nods with her head*

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: *brings you your drinks* that will be $1.74 please *grins and winks*

2005-10-16 [someelf]: We also want *Thinks* Umm Number #7 of the Lunch Menu please. *Says so she looks at Kiche if she was right* *blushies 'cause of the wink and giggles.* Muawha! :3*Takes the drinks and drinks her apple cider with her pinky up.

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: XD #7 off which menu?

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Lunch Menu please.

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Right away, todays soup of the day is pea soup

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Sure o.o

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: *walks off to the kitchens*

2005-10-16 [someelf]: *Sips her drink*

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: *brings back two pea soups* enjoy

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Thank you! *she took her soup close and ate gently, as a lady should.

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: *laughs* you're welcome

2005-10-16 [someelf]: ^^

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: *takes her drink and finishes it off* Excelent Coffee here! *grabs her spoon and begins to eat her soup.*

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Mhmm ^^

2005-10-16 [albert]: *Snaps fingers* I would like a poched dinosaur egg. Is hair-free extra?

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: *looks at albert* Phh! *looks at someelf* Who does she think she is, coming in here, snapping her fingers like shes somebody?

2005-10-16 [someelf]: I dunno; *Sighs* People are like that. High of the tree.. But I think, who's higher on the tree, will fall harder. *She said laughing*

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: *laughs* I guess thats true!

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Yeah :3 I know!

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: *finishes her soup* That was delicious!

2005-10-16 [someelf]: *Smiles and did so too* I agree compliment to the chef here.

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: *stacks their bowls, and glasses, and takes them back into the kitchen, and puts them in the sink. She comes back out and takes her seat* would you like a dessert?

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Surre ^^'

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: What would you like?

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Umm cheesecake, it'll make me hyper :p

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: *smiles* Alright i'll be right back! *gets up and goes into the kitchen, She grabs two slices of cheesecake, and brings them back. She takes a seat, and sets the cakes one infront of each of them* Eat up! My treat!

2005-10-16 [someelf]: *Smiles and blushies* Nawww thank you! *She didn't let that hear twice as she eated it* :3 yummm

2005-10-16 [nokaredes]: You guys talk too much in the course of a night x_x

2005-10-16 [someelf]: Yesh,,, Now it's night :3

2005-10-16 [nokaredes]: It's afternoon for me. >_>

2005-10-16 [someelf]: 20:56 for me o.o

2005-10-16 [nokaredes]: You're like...six hours ahead of me. x_x

2005-10-16 [someelf]: :3

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: O,o oh where are you all?

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: I'm in Wales

2005-10-16 [someelf]: I'm in Denmark.

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: O,o So there is a huge time difference from you two and me? What time is it there?

2005-10-16 [someelf]: 22:22 now

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: 21:23

2005-10-16 [someelf]: heh hour :) i knew that

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Me too ^_^

2005-10-16 [Kiche]: its 14:23 here!

2005-10-16 [someelf]: heh

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: I wish it was that time :(

2005-10-16 [someelf]: heh why?

2005-10-16 [.Emz!]: hey there

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: I don't want to go to college tomorrow :( I have two tests >.< hey piglet :)

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